In the not too distant future...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been, once more, lapse in updating this thing.

I haven't done anything new, and that's why there hasn't been so much as a peep or a squeak from this tiny patch of the blogosphere. Don't worry though, there have been plenty of hangovers in between then and now, and plenty of utterances of 'Never again.'

Good stuff.

At the moment I am grappling with the advent of Halloween. That's new. Normally I don't give a shit about that, but when you go past two massive stores dedicated to one evening, then you get the sense it's a big deal. So, why the fuck not? Making a tit of myself has always been a by-product of my life, so I see no reason not to do so intentionally. Yes, I have an idea for a costume, and maybe you'll be lucky enough to see a pic of it. However, should any of you guess who it is, then geez, I owe you a beer.

Maybe not Dom, I know he'll get it straight away. Meh, fuck it, a beer and a Yao Ming statuette sounds good.

Other than that, I have no real news.

Oh, well, Marcus' parents are in town, so I have had to move into a different room. I actually prefer the new room.

I've been getting into NFL in a big way, too. That's kind of new. Actually, I should qualify that statement. I've been getting into the Houston Texans in a big way. I've always had a peripheral eye on NFL. Blame Dad for that. I've known enough to blag it and look like I know what I am doing, but fucking hell, when you are dropped into a culture that is 100% sports 100% of the time, motherfucker you best get wise.

But you know what? I've loved it. Sitting in a bar, or just sat on the sofa, having a beer and talking trash, it's... Well, it's fun. I will actually seek out a pub back home to watch it over Christmas and who the fuck knows, maybe I'll get in on a fantasy football league next year.

 Maybe.